Stomach Says Yes, Heart Says No

The other morning I looked into the cupboard and nothing looked good for breakfast.  I was craving some granola but had yet to make some.  So I looked in the frig and saw four slices of bacon and one egg, alright I said.  I fried the bacon and then discovered the iron skillet (which I love to fry and egg in) was dirty  I, true I could have washed it - but it is an ordeal.  So I just fried the egg in the bacon grease.  Then I went to toast a piece of bread but I didn't want to have to wait for the oven to warm up, so I just dropped the toast in the bacon grease and fried it too.  It was a delicious breakfast, but it probably took at least 45 days off of my life.