A New Definition of Hell

Imagine this situation: You are about to settle in to watch a great football game, you got some cold beer, hotwings, potato skins, etc. When all of a sudden your signigicant other enters the room and says honey can you help me for a moment to assemble some IKEA furniture.

Saturday morning we packed up the gang and went to IKEA to purchase bedroom furniture. This isnt our usual purchasing routine, but with the sale of the Saturn we figured we at least deserved a bed frame, bedside tables and a couple of chests. So we go, buy it then loaded into the back of the truck. Here it is: 100s of lbs of flatpacked, triple consonantal, assembly required hell: