1 the number of times we moved this year.
0 the number of times we plan on moving during the next 25 years.
3 the number of times I went iceskating last year
3 the number of times I thought for sure I was going to break every bone in my body while ice skating
0 the number of bones broken while ice skating
20 the number of years since I last played baseball, fast pitch.
1 the number of times I was up to bat before I got my first hit
.321 batting average
1 the number of triples I had this year
3 the number of innings it took me to catch my breath from the triple.
3 the number of bats broken.
1 the number of attempted stolen bases.
0 the number of bases stolen.
38 approximate number of little league games coached
38 approximate number of times I wished Minneapolis sold beer after little league games
40 approximate number of sermons preached at Judson Memorial Baptist Church
40 the approximate number of times someone playfully mentioned something about my grammar, use of a word, or questioned the phrase I had used because they had never heard it before.
16 the number of the consecutive months the afterglow of my job has been sustained.
56 the number of times I thought for sure I saw Michael Tisserand in Minneapolis.
1083 the number of conversations that someone has said You Know at least 11 times in a conversation.
16 the number of consecutive months Garrison Keillor has refused to accept my friend request on facebook.
2 the number of emails Garrison Keillor and I have exchanged since arriving in Minneapolis.
93 the approximate number of jokes that make more sense on Prairie Home Companion now that I live in Minneapolis.
0 the number of times I've been tempted to attend a Vikings game.
25 the number of times I stopped by the Bakers Wife for donuts.
8 the number of pounds gained while living in Minneapolis.
1 the number of times I went down the Giant Slide at the State Fair.
1 the number of times I had lutefisk.
1 the number of times I was scared to have lutefisk.
13 the number of times I was convinced my body would have severe reactions to eating lutefisk.
27 the number of times I suggested to haute chefs that they should offer lutefisk tacos.
3 the number of quarts of maple syrup made from the maple tree in the backyard.
4 the number of gallons of apple cider made by with my bicycle powered apple crusher.
4 the number of months I went without shaving.
4 the number of months that went by with my wife begrudgingly kissing me.
38 the approximate number of weddings I have done, before arriving in MPLS
6 the number of weddings that I performed that I enjoyed, before arriving in MPLS.
4 the number of same sex weddings I presided over this year.
4 the number of the happiest and joy filled same sex wedding I presided over this year!
13 the number of months it took before Minneapolis coffee tasted better than New Orleans coffee.
daily the number of times Minneapolis feels like home.