Numbers

345  -- the number of consecutive days I have spilled coffee on myself.

17 -- the number of years since I last played football.

17--  the number of years that I have enjoyed not laying down in the dew soaked grass at 8:00 in the morning for stretching before football practice.

35 -- the number of books on my desk currently

1012  -- the number of times I have acted like I did not know one of my children had a dirty diaper.

2235  -- the number of times it was unavoidable that one of my children had a dirty diaper and I changed them.

4  -- the number of times I have said this blog is really quite frivolous. 

8 -- the number of times I have said, "this is the year I follow the Cincinnati Reds from the spring training till October

0  -- the number of times that has happened.